A conclusion is the place you reach when you get tired of thinking.

"Veni, Vedi, Velcro" - I came, I saw, I stuck around.

I'm great at multi - tasking- - I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

 There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.